Oh hey, I haven't used this thing in a while, have I? ...Somebody said something about shocks the other day...

--looks like it's not shocking me, though! Haha, safe. So! Uh. I had a reason to post this, actually. Anybody around here know if there's somewhere I can crash? It looks like I'm not getting sent home anytime soon, and trying to find spots in those buildings without monsters just isn't working out great for me. It doesn't have to be nice or anything! Just, you know. Someplace where I don't have to sneak away from those stupid dog things at two in the morning.

And does all the food around here come in cans or from the soup kitchen? ...Um, that is to say. Anywhere a guy might be able to barter for some pie~?

Okay, so. Hello there, anyone who's listening on the other end of this... this whatsit. I've woken up in weird places I don't remember before, but not quite this weird. Besides, this kind of thing usually comes with a massive hangover and without mysterious little mechanical whatsits.

So, if anybody can tell me where I am and why the buildings look like they've been abandoned for years, that would be great. Plus, directions to the nearest train station--I think I've got enough change to get a ticket... okay, never mind, just checked my wallet, can I get directions to the nearest train station and however much the cheapest ticket costs that's more than 140 yen.

This is not my best morning. Ha ha ha...

--what was that?!

...nothing. Okay. I'm seeing things now. I think... that I'm going to go inside one of these perfectly nice and sturdy abandoned buildings, because...

...Because I just heard something growl in the alley over there, and I'm starting to think you guys have a really nasty vermin problem.