[002 | Japanese, voice]

[sweetdeath]

Oh hey, I haven't used this thing in a while, have I? ...Somebody said something about shocks the other day...

--looks like it's not shocking me, though! Haha, safe. So! Uh. I had a reason to post this, actually. Anybody around here know if there's somewhere I can crash? It looks like I'm not getting sent home anytime soon, and trying to find spots in those buildings without monsters just isn't working out great for me. It doesn't have to be nice or anything! Just, you know. Someplace where I don't have to sneak away from those stupid dog things at two in the morning.

And does all the food around here come in cans or from the soup kitchen? ...Um, that is to say. Anywhere a guy might be able to barter for some pie~?

Comments

So will I. Especially if you're still doing it on LJ.

[lunchpenalty.livejournal.com]

...Oh. That's right, you don't remember.

Long story short, Suzumiya Haruhi kidnaps and-or captures people and exploits them if they show the slightest possibility of being interesting. Koizumi is her Yes-Man and will do anything she says, regardless of whether or not it's ... legal. He'll also touch you. Probably.

I'd like to avoid them too, but I don't have a choice.

Hell, if LJ EXISTS in 2079...

[cinnagami.livejournal.com]

...

And people let them do that!? Horton's sounding better and better.

I want the computer of 2079. I want it so bad.

[lunchpenalty.livejournal.com]

Yes! And I don't even understand why! Worst of all, people encourage Haruhi to do these clearly illegal things. Even back home, she had plenty of enablers.

So if you value your purity, stay away from Latimir.

[ooc: There was a log last night with the goal of Kyon, Haruhi, and Koizumi having a threesome though. WITH CLOTHES ON. Haruhi is cold. Demands cuddles. Etc. Kyon has no purity left.]

[cinnagami.livejournal.com]

I guess there probably isn't anybody to report it to around here....

Uh, you know, Kyon, if I do find someplace over at Horton, you're welcome to crash on the couch if you need to hide.

[lunchpenalty.livejournal.com]

If I did that, Haruhi would just follow me over there. She's a pest, really. And I don't want to bring the wrath of Suzumiya Haruhi onto the quietest people in Discedo.

But really, it isn't so bad anymore. I get 98% of the work, Koizumi gets 1%, and Haruhi shoves the remaining 1% onto other people. It's an entire 1% less work I have to do.

[...sigh]

[cinnagami.livejournal.com]

Wow, sounds like you need more victims... uh, I mean recruits. I'm not volunteering, by the way.

[lunchpenalty.livejournal.com]

Victims and recruits are just synonyms to Haruhi.

[cinnagami.livejournal.com]

I kind of got that feeling.