[04 || This just isn't RIGHT. Voicepost. Soprano.]

[sweetdeath]

WATARI!

Did you think I wasn't going to figure out whose fault this was!? Congratulations on getting it right, and that's the last time I take cake from you, I really mean it this time. This better not last too long. And if it needs an antidote, you're making it yourself.

Uh, sorry about the yelling, Hisoka. It was kind of a shock, you know? Ha. Hahaha. Can I borrow a pair of pants until this wears off?

[Tsuzuki had a few big slices of double-chocolate cheesecake and is now tiny and feminine, a la his canon female version. The short one. The tall one is what he NORMALLY looks like.]

Comments

[plz-2-b-an-hero.livejournal.com]

You only say that because you're worrying about it too much. So we're girls. What does it matter? You'll get your junk back in a few days anyway.

[cinnagami.livejournal.com]

...........

[cinnagami.livejournal.com]

You know, you're right.

Except you really didn't need to add that last sentence, but! Moving on!

[plz-2-b-an-hero.livejournal.com]

Of course I'm right!

So Watari does this a lot, then? What other crap has he pulled?

[cinnagami.livejournal.com]

Well, there was the time he turned us both into children and then screwed up the antidote so that we ended up invisible.

[plz-2-b-an-hero.livejournal.com]

..........

You used that as an opportunity to play practical jokes, right?

[cinnagami.livejournal.com]

I wish I'd thought of it, but no. I just got yelled at. Apparently the Invisible Man look isn't proper business attire. Not that we even HAVE a dress code.

[plz-2-b-an-hero.livejournal.com]

And here I am, being stuck in the same uniform every single day. Or was, anyway.

[cinnagami.livejournal.com]

...Well, just because we don't have a dress code doesn't mean we avoid sartorial ruts. I mean, Tatsumi's worn the same brown suit since I've known him.

[plz-2-b-an-hero.livejournal.com]

How long has that been?

[cinnagami.livejournal.com]

Pushing half a century now.

[plz-2-b-an-hero.livejournal.com]

....................................Well damn.

[cinnagami.livejournal.com]

I think he may replace it from time to time. Same style, though.

[plz-2-b-an-hero.livejournal.com]

That'd get boring, though. Sneak a tye-dye one into his wardrobe sometime and see what happens.

[cinnagami.livejournal.com]

You know, I'm tempted. He might actually wear it. Waste not, want not, right?

[plz-2-b-an-hero.livejournal.com]

If he's stingy enough!

[cinnagami.livejournal.com]

Oh, believe me, he's stingy enough.

[plz-2-b-an-hero.livejournal.com]

.....

Pictures?

[cinnagami.livejournal.com]

As soon as I get my hands on a tie-dyed suit.

[plz-2-b-an-hero.livejournal.com]

Hmm... We'll have to plan this.

[cinnagami.livejournal.com]

First we need to find a really cheap white suit somewhere. Have you seen any thrift stores?

[plz-2-b-an-hero.livejournal.com]

Not yet, but then again, I just realized I should probably go find some clothes anyway, since suddenly having a bigger chest made me thoroughly analyze my closet. I'll keep an eye out.

[cinnagami.livejournal.com]

Ditto. Well, except that my problem is that I'm apparently a lot smaller as a girl.

Shall we meet again when we find someplace to shop?

[plz-2-b-an-hero.livejournal.com]

I am, a little, but not by much. I lost my abs, though. Sigh.

And you totally sounded like a girl just now.

[cinnagami.livejournal.com]

Shut up, it's for a good cause.