[15 || things I'll never say]

[sweetdeath]

Hey, uh. I guess I should admit this sometime, haha! And it's looking like everyone picked today to unburden themselves, so why not join the crowd.

Hisoka and I are passionately in love!

...and I know that's kind of, uh. Awkward, but I hope everybody understands and no I'm not a pervert he's eighteen on the inside and uh. This probably isn't helping is it.





Wait why am I say;aldkg;andga;

Comments

[scienceinacan.livejournal.com]

That's great, Tsuzuki! We can have a double wedding anniversary at one point!

And our kids can play together!

[cinnagami.livejournal.com]

This is a HORRIBLE LIE and I'm pretty sure I'm cursed and -

Wait, what!?

[scienceinacan.livejournal.com]

In case you haven't noticed - I don't really blame you, Tsuzuki - Tatsumi and I have been married for a while now.

Didn't you suspect our usual banter?

[cinnagami.livejournal.com]

....

Okay so you're cursed too.

[scienceinacan.livejournal.com]

Even if I were, isn't it wonderful?

I think, genetically, our children would be geniuses anyhow! There's no room for failure!

[cinnagami.livejournal.com]

I think, genetically, you're both guys. That doesn't work, Watari.

Unless you're talking freaky cloning experiments or something. And that's a little on the unethical side.

[scienceinacan.livejournal.com]

Unethical, hah!

In the name of Science, there's no such thing as unethical if you find the right reasoning for it-- but that's beside the point!

Sex-change potions~ warm beds~ confessions of true love! And a future joint account! These are a few of our favorite things~

[cinnagami.livejournal.com]

Even if you're just making things up, Watari, you just crossed the line into waaaay more than I wanted to know.

[scienceinacan.livejournal.com]

Take it as an advice, Tsuzuki, on what to aspire for in a relationship

[cinnagami.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking no sex-change potions and no joint account.

[kageseii.livejournal.com]

Get back in the laboratory and shut up.

[scienceinacan.livejournal.com]

I'll be waiting for you in our bed ~

[kageseii.livejournal.com]

You'll be waiting alone - outside, at this rate.

[cinnagami.livejournal.com]

...Huh.

[scienceinacan.livejournal.com]

Seisei, sometimes you make me wonder just who the woman in our relationship is.

[kageseii.livejournal.com]

There isn't a need to know who it is because we're not in a relationship!

[scienceinacan.livejournal.com]

Don't be shy~ we've know each other for so long~

[kageseii.livejournal.com]

Knowing someone for as long as you and I do does not mean we have a relationship, Watari-san.

[scienceinacan.livejournal.com]

We've already established that you're in denial, Seisei.

Now, about knowing each other for so long~ We have! Of course! So many years ~

[kageseii.livejournal.com]

You're the one making things up!

And you are not to address me so informally!

[scienceinacan.livejournal.com]

The body doesn't lie

The sign of love, Seisei! The sign of love!

[kageseii.livejournal.com]

You are not pregnant, Watari-san! Cease this foolishness immediately!

[scienceinacan.livejournal.com]

If you don't believe my body, I can show you the test tubes, at least!

[kageseii.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to even ask--