[04 || This just isn't RIGHT. Voicepost. Soprano.]

[sweetdeath]

WATARI!

Did you think I wasn't going to figure out whose fault this was!? Congratulations on getting it right, and that's the last time I take cake from you, I really mean it this time. This better not last too long. And if it needs an antidote, you're making it yourself.

Uh, sorry about the yelling, Hisoka. It was kind of a shock, you know? Ha. Hahaha. Can I borrow a pair of pants until this wears off?

[Tsuzuki had a few big slices of double-chocolate cheesecake and is now tiny and feminine, a la his canon female version. The short one. The tall one is what he NORMALLY looks like.]

Comments

[plz-2-b-an-hero.livejournal.com]

Sure, you tell me now. I grabbed something on the way back from work and a few hours later, BAM! Boobs.

[cinnagami.livejournal.com]

There have to be good sides to this. I mean. How often do you get a chance to experience life on the other side of the division between the sexes!

...wishing I had a bra is definitely a new experience. It's just not one I ever really wanted to have.

[plz-2-b-an-hero.livejournal.com]

I hear you. I'm putting off using the bathroom like you wouldn't believe.

[cinnagami.livejournal.com]

Don't remind me. Please.

[plz-2-b-an-hero.livejournal.com]

Misery loves company! ♥

[cinnagami.livejournal.com]

Misery loves distraction.

[plz-2-b-an-hero.livejournal.com]

Not where I come from!

[cinnagami.livejournal.com]

That's just cruel.

[plz-2-b-an-hero.livejournal.com]

You only say that because you're worrying about it too much. So we're girls. What does it matter? You'll get your junk back in a few days anyway.

[cinnagami.livejournal.com]

...........

[cinnagami.livejournal.com]

You know, you're right.

Except you really didn't need to add that last sentence, but! Moving on!

[plz-2-b-an-hero.livejournal.com]

Of course I'm right!

So Watari does this a lot, then? What other crap has he pulled?

[cinnagami.livejournal.com]

Well, there was the time he turned us both into children and then screwed up the antidote so that we ended up invisible.

[plz-2-b-an-hero.livejournal.com]

..........

You used that as an opportunity to play practical jokes, right?

[cinnagami.livejournal.com]

I wish I'd thought of it, but no. I just got yelled at. Apparently the Invisible Man look isn't proper business attire. Not that we even HAVE a dress code.

[plz-2-b-an-hero.livejournal.com]

And here I am, being stuck in the same uniform every single day. Or was, anyway.

[cinnagami.livejournal.com]

...Well, just because we don't have a dress code doesn't mean we avoid sartorial ruts. I mean, Tatsumi's worn the same brown suit since I've known him.

[plz-2-b-an-hero.livejournal.com]

How long has that been?

[cinnagami.livejournal.com]

Pushing half a century now.

[plz-2-b-an-hero.livejournal.com]

....................................Well damn.

[cinnagami.livejournal.com]

I think he may replace it from time to time. Same style, though.

[plz-2-b-an-hero.livejournal.com]

That'd get boring, though. Sneak a tye-dye one into his wardrobe sometime and see what happens.

[cinnagami.livejournal.com]

You know, I'm tempted. He might actually wear it. Waste not, want not, right?

[plz-2-b-an-hero.livejournal.com]

If he's stingy enough!

[cinnagami.livejournal.com]

Oh, believe me, he's stingy enough.